Welcome to the World of
Steve Pascoe
Author of Witty Fiction, Satirical Novels and Self-Help Books
All publications are available worldwide on Amazon
Humorous Novels
Enjoy humour with flair — whether in the gently comic, Dickens-inspired world of 'Cratchit', or the riotous, tongue-in-cheek spy capers of the 'Cloak & Swagger' series. Comedy meets character in every page.
Self-Help Guides
Explore practical, insightful guides that support real personal development. Whether breaking patterns of self-sabotage with 'Don’t Press the Big RED Button' or learning effective strategies to manage stress in 'Don’t BLOW Your Top', these books offer clear, compassionate advice to help readers grow with confidence.
Satirical Works
Enter a world of satire that blends comedy with critique. 'Egg Shells' leads the way, using bold humour to expose the absurdity of modern life and the dangers of ideological extremes. Entertaining, insightful and bitingly relevant.
Latest Publication in the Cloak & Swagger Series
‘Greenfinger’ is the third instalment of the riotously funny spy adventure ‘Cloak and Swagger’ series, perfect for fans of spoof spy thrillers, James Bond parodies and laugh-out-loud action romps.
It's all gone horribly wrong. In an innocent attempt to solve world hunger with rapid growth crops, sentient plant life has been inadvertently created. And it knows what humanity has historically done to it. Quite understandably, it's not at all happy. But worse still, it's evolving.
Packed with razor-sharp wit, fast-paced action and gloriously ridiculous twists, ‘Greenfinger' delivers everything readers love about comic espionage fiction: high-stakes adventure, absurd villains, outrageous gadgets and humour so sharp it should be classified.
‘Greenfinger’ combines action, absurdity and clever comic storytelling in a wildly entertaining spy spoof that fans of comedy thrillers won’t want to miss.
Books in Publication
Explore Steve Pascoe’s engaging collection of books—whether you’re seeking self-help wisdom or thought-provoking and humorous fiction, there’s something for everyone.
Welcome to the official website of Steve Pascoe, London-based author of fiction, satire, humour and practical self-help. Steve’s work combines emotional depth, sharp observation and warm, characterful wit, appealing to readers who enjoy compelling stories with heart, insight and originality.
Explore Cratchit, Steve’s acclaimed reimagining of A Christmas Carol, offering a warm, witty and beautifully atmospheric new perspective on Dickens’ beloved classic. For lovers of political satire and dystopian fiction, Steve’s novel Egg Shells delivers a darkly comic reflection on modern society, praised for its sharp commentary and bold, engaging storytelling.
Steve also writes the humorous espionage Cloak and Swagger series, a playful, character-driven twist on classic spy fiction filled with riotous romps through espionage excess, gadgetry and gallivanting, intrigue and tongue-in-cheek adventure.
For readers seeking clarity, motivation and emotional resilience, Steve’s self-help titles — Don’t Press the Big RED Button (a guide to overcoming self-sabotage) and Don’t BLOW Your Top (a practical approach to managing stress and anxiety) — offer thoughtful, accessible strategies rooted in insight, compassion and everyday experience.
Whether you’re looking for historical fiction with heart, satire with bite, light-hearted espionage, or empowering self-development, Steve Pascoe’s books provide warmth, wisdom and a distinctly original voice.
Discover more at https://www.amazon.com/author/stevepascoe — your gateway to novels and self-help books that inspire, entertain and make you think.
Cratchit
Scrooge is a wrong 'n'. Everyone knows it. And backed into a corner, Bob Cratchit is going to be the one to do something about it. And he has a plan. This Christmas, the miserly old curmudgeon is going to get the fright of his life, an intervention the like of which has never been seen before!
In this warm, witty and beautifully atmospheric reimagining of 'A Christmas Carol', told from the perspective of Bob Cratchit, Steve Pascoe delivers a humorous and heartfelt historical narrative with contemporary relevance.
Perfect for fans of clever retellings and timeless humour, 'Cratchit' celebrates the resilience of the human spirit.
A witty, festive novel celebrating the heart and soul of Dickens' Victorian London.
"A tender, human tale with laughter folded softly between the lines."
Egg Shells
Political correctness dominates the future having cleverly slithered its way into the very fabric of society, like a woke anaconda gradually wrapping its coils around humanity's ebbing sanity. But with such a stiflingly tight grip it takes only the slightest slip to bring everything crashing down.
The world of 'Egg Shells' is one where walking on metaphorical eggshells is a daily reality. Here, every word, action, and decision is scrutinised to ensure it aligns with the “correct” way of thinking. While this hyper-vigilant society claims to champion fairness and equality, it ultimately stifles the very creativity and individuality it seeks to protect.
By using humour to tackle heavy topics, I hope to create a space where readers can laugh while considering their own roles in shaping a more inclusive and forgiving society.
Ideal for readers who enjoy dystopian satire, social commentary, speculative fiction and bold, thought provoking storytelling.
Don't Press the Big RED Button!
A powerful self-help guide by Steve Pascoe, designed to help you overcome the habits that hold you back and unlock your true potential.
Discover how to overcome self-sabotage with Steve Pascoe’s Don't Press the Big RED Button. This empowering self-help guide explores the triggers and behaviours that hold us back, offering practical strategies to break free from destructive habits. Whether you’re stuck in a cycle of procrastination, self-doubt, or fear of failure, this book provides the tools to take control of your life and achieve your full potential.
Perfect for anyone ready to pursue personal development, mindset improvement and make lasting, positive changes to their life.
Don't BLOW Your Top!
A life-changing guide by Steve Pascoe to help you manage stress, overcome anxiety, and find lasting balance.
Struggling with stress and anxiety in today’s fast-paced world? Steve Pascoe’s Don’t Blow Your Top offers practical, down-to-earth strategies to regain control and thrive. This self-help guide empowers you to identify stress triggers, manage overwhelming feelings, and build resilience for a healthier, more balanced life. With relatable insights and actionable tips, this book is your roadmap to staying calm under pressure and reclaiming your peace of mind.
Perfect for anyone seeking stress management, emotional regulation and practical self-help coping strategies in a demanding modern society.
Live and Let Spy
The first book in the 'Cloak and Swagger' series
James Bond, but for laughs......
Let loose on Special Equipment Section’s latest toys, Guy Sterling, supercool secret agent, has been assigned a new mission: defend England’s honour and prevent world domination whilst seducing as many beautiful women as possible. Just the usual really.
But this time it’s different. This time he’s up against Raife Blackheart, an equally supercool criminal mastermind with equally white teeth, who, as it happens, can play The Great Game just as well as he can. This time the outcome is very much in doubt.
'The spy genre had it coming.'
With gleeful satire and tongue lodged firmly in cheek, the novel fires at all the clichés of the genre — from impossible gadgets to diabolical, audacious schemes — and hits every mark.
It's James Bond dialled up to 11 meets John le Carré, if le Carré had a fondness for exploding cufflinks and double entendres.
Diamonds are for England
The second book in the 'Cloak and Swagger' series
Guy Sterling has another mission; he's been tasked with preventing the collapse of the world diamond market. Just something to keep him busy between thwarting attempts at world domination, really.
But Otto Sucksuede isn't somebody to underestimate. He has a mission of his own and the means to accomplish it. This time Sterling may find he's in over his head, as Otto will stop at nothing. . . And worse still, he doesn't play by the rules.
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About Steve Pascoe
"Hi, I’m Steve Pascoe! My books explore what it means to thrive in a complex world—whether through laughter, reflection, or self-discovery. Thanks for stopping by!”
Steve Pascoe is a London-based author whose work spans historical fiction, political satire, humorous espionage and practical self-help. Known for blending emotional insight with characterful wit, Steve writes stories that explore humanity at its most resilient — whether in Victorian London, a fractured political future, or the chaotic world of everyday personal challenges.
Steve’s acclaimed novel Cratchit reimagines Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol through the eyes of Bob Cratchit, offering a warm, atmospheric and gently humorous companion to the well-loved classic. Rich in period detail and emotional depth, the novel captures the spirit of Victorian London while giving voice to one of literature’s most overlooked characters.
His political satire Egg Shells, set in a dystopian society governed by extreme ideology, blends sharp humour with bold social commentary. Described by readers as thought-provoking, darkly comic and uncomfortably relevant, Egg Shells continues Steve’s exploration of what drives human behaviour under pressure.
Steve’s lighter side emerges in the humorous espionage Cloak & Swagger series, a playful twist on classic spy fiction. Full of misadventures, eccentric characters and knowing comic touches, the series offers readers a joyful escape into the world of bungling operatives, unexpected heroes and tongue-in-cheek intrigue.
Beyond fiction, Steve is passionate about helping people understand themselves more deeply. His self-help titles Don’t Press the Big RED Button (a guide to overcoming self-sabotage) and Don’t BLOW Your Top (a practical approach to managing stress and anxiety) combine clear psychological insight with accessible advice and relatable real-world examples. Both books aim to empower readers to live with more clarity, confidence and emotional balance.
When he’s not writing, Steve enjoys martial arts, chess, psychology, mystery boxsets and the endlessly inspiring quirks of human behaviour. His work continues to evolve as he explores new genres, voices and ideas — all united by a commitment to storytelling that entertains, enlightens and connects.
